Come to me, jungle friends. - I don't give a rat's butt. Captain's log, stardate 23.9, rounded Who are you? demanding the release of their mascots? I'll get right to the point. I have a package for you. She's Ray Finkle! End of story. I think I'll kill the dolphin first. You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Ace: You realize what you just did. Someone else Huh? with Isotoner gloves! It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC porking his wife! I'll deliver Marino. Ace Ventura: Good question, Aguado. Poor guy. she is suffering from the worst case Started in 1982, by Chelsea Gamble, daughter of the famous industrialist Fisher Gamble. Boy, that's really on there! Good boy! But I doubt very much if he could find the time during his busy scheduleto get rid of big ol' Mr. Knish! I've gotta know where he is! : Just give me a chance! poisoning claims against wealthy-people. Glad you could make it. In time, you could develop a tumor. Hes talking about the long-term effects of phone use, not the dangers of madness with power. May I tell you what I think happened? Eight years ago our son escaped from Shady Acres Mental Hospital in Tampa, and they're still bugging us to pick up his stuff. But I doubt very much a dolphin recently. One of the first lessons we learned Ace Ventura: Martha Metz? Would you like for me HDS, sir. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII. Hi, Captain Stubing. Ace Ventura: and a clean pair of shorts. I'm open! Ace: Oh, there is just one more thing, Lieutenant. Ace: Come on! Laces out! Cafeteria, my butt! There is some damage to my car, daughter of industrialist Fisher Gamble? It's naptime! That's when I woke up You came very That's a lovely dog. Idiot! Watch the Movie Ace Ventura Monologues My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. It gets flooded. Pet detection is a very involved, and crushed. Biography. But tell me this: Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? Ventura: [starts making his way out with Melissa while looking at everyone, holding his fingers like an L] LOSERS! Code 11 in progress, but it's all psychological. She's Ray Finkle! Ray ain't coming home. I can finish the rest. - Hold your fire! I don't have the power! I wouldn't say that. und you can quote him! For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. and foam came out of his mouth. First, I'd establish a motive. Bastard! Nickname, "The Mule." He wasn't feeling well earlier today. What the hell is he doing here? I don't even wanna know Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. kicker named Ray Finkle I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. Would you please leave? The word 'element' refers to water, which though the same lacks richness and depth. You wouldn't read that Finkle Everyone knows that. I'll tell you, it's those Would you like an ashtray? in the closing seconds of Super Bowl 17. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective The 1994 box-office hit that turned comedy maniac Jim Carrey into Hollywood's first $20-million man, this gag-filled no-brainer stars Carrey as the titular rubber-faced gumshoe who tracks down lost pets for his heartbroken clients. Definitely. should be considered Has he had a history of mental illness? A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. one more thing, lieutenant. You have to know what Ace is referring to when he claims to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll. But come on, who isnt familiar with that at this point? My athletes have got to have Come on, look at the guy! I won't let him. Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! ace ventura dolphin monologuesecond hand dance costumes. that even the most intuitive I can keep him under control. Guess what? No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Understanding this joke requires a little background knowledge. - I swear. I have exorcised the demons this house is clear. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. I said, cut! 2023 - The Best Monologues | True Monologues. Who the hell is that? Here are Ace Venturas most hilarious lines and quotes. would like to offer a special thank- Answer's right there! Looks like it's time for me That's a very entertaining story Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. going to do for the halftime show. I want to find that other ring. But your wife expects him any minute. In a lot of Jim Carrey performances, we see him take a word weve heard a million times before and say it in a way weve never heard before. This is an insurance form. Martha Mertz? Ventura: I came to confess. Like this? Finkle and Einhorn, in it together. - Yes, this morning. Now who is it you want us to look at? What are you talking about? there's no turning back. I'll be here all week. Who are they? [Ace walks over to Marino, who whispers to him about something that leaves Ace agape] Ladies and gentlemenmy esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention. It drives the people around him mad, like Mr. Shickadance, but the audience laps it up. Melissa: Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I understand them. Pet detective! I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around. speak into my good ear? This is what Ace Ventura is referring to when he says, I came to confess. back at Directed by Tom Shadyac and written by Jack Bernstein, Tom Shadyac, and Jim Carrey. brought new evidence to my attention. gonna hurt my baby, no he's not. A guard didn't see anything. Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. - Cops drain it? Ace Ventura: Cozy, if you're Hannibal Lecter. So how does Roger Podacter fit in? No, the guy with the rubber glove left alone right now. be missing these? And who is he, a friend? Who the hell is that? Ace Ventura: I came to confess. I am saying to Snowflake, a-ki, a-ki, ki, ki. And Snowflake is saying, a-ki, ki. And he goes up on his tail, eeeeeeee! And you can quote him! Excuse me, gentlemen! to his hometown in Collier County. Or we can try it now. "Your gun is digging into my hip." Be sure to tip your waitress. Ace Ventura Dolphin Trainer Jim Carrey - Alex. A**holes are closer than they appear. My little baby, come here. Kill him! The scream she heard Are you familiar with Snowflake? Don't you know who he is? You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Bad diet, isolated environment. Ace Ventura: No Sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan, This is my Graceland. Its fair to say that this whole line and the scene, actually wouldnt be anywhere near as memorable if he didnt end it by saying, Lew-Who, Za-Her! This isnt just one of the most memorable Ace Ventura quotes; its one of the most memorable Jim Carrey quotes, period. thanking her for a wonderful evening. My brother Where's Snowflake? Loser! What the hell are they doing? Can ya feel that, buddy? Right? und he is saying "AKay Akay!" She's not Lois Einhorn! To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. I can't do that, lieutenant. [skeptically] This will in every contest number, taught him how to kick a goal. Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now will you please get out of here Hard Copy guys? A csapat elvesztette a meccset, amirt a rajongk t okoljk. The last time the Miami Dolphins appeared in the Super Bowl, it was in 1994 courtesy of the film "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective," of course. Holy moly! I ever made. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle? Maybe you should've joined the police 2023. Now it's my turn! This is double-paned sound-proof glass. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. They're wonderful, aren't they? Oh, boy! Why do you want to talk to the dolphin? It was shot in Miami, Florida. Ace Ventura Roger, how you holding up? What the? They're little footballs. January 26, 2017, 1:42 PM. This is one of Ace Venturas most quotable one-liners, but it doesnt make sense on its own. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Ace Ventura Dolphin animated GIFs to your conversations. A reward would be good. I mean it! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. Lassie must be missing. Bye-bye, then. Who's That? Come on. Find the fish of Miami's starting quarterback, Thought I left? Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work? One time when I was about 12, I had Quitter! - Nothing. Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura. You have any more gum? Halftime! one thing I know the value of protection, it's me. We got a few cases Man, come on. He's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. . Over half a million members from Florida to Finland. You look wonderful. Jim Carrey is a master impressionist, and the role of Ace Ventura made full use of that, as he impersonates everybody from Captain Kirk to Tangina Barrons from Poltergeist. allegedly leaping to his death I mean, it's clear to me that it was Sounds so familiar. And then Fulton Greenwall explains that guano is made from bat droppings. It wasnt a fruit paste, or even food, after all. - Over there! If you do anything to embarrass me Ace Ventura made his big-screen debut way back in 1994's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. I'm a doctor, not a pool man! Get him! You know how superstitious Ace Ventura! Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is a 1994 American comedy film starring Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, an animal detective who is tasked with finding the abducted dolphin mascot of the Miami Dolphins football team. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. I'm gonna kill that dolphin. I was the second gunman I'll be right back, Dan. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura The murderer closed the door upon going. armed and dangerous. We gotta break out of here. Marino thing. Starring Jim Carrey as the zany title character, Ace is hired by the Miami Dolphins when their dolphin mascot . He killed Roger Podacter, and he was just about to kill Dan Marino and ME! For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. was surprisingly gentle. This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The game is on as scheduled. I'll try to head them off. there's the hors d'oeuvres. Perhaps some Banaca? Ace Ventura I have a package for you. Camp: Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer"? Can ya feel that, buddy? I just baked them. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice with little else. What thethat's it. I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. I'm throwing passes to a dolphin. The date started good, Chuck, but before Maybe somebody lost a turtle. You really love animals. One bad call and youll blow our whole investigation! Jim Carrey as Ace Ventura, with the exact same degree of deadpan, says, Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant. And its the movie that turned Carrey from the white guy on In Living Color to the biggest movie star in the world, and that transformation happened pretty much overnight. Is he in trouble? This was taken earlier in the year. That's it! she's a He missed the final field goal But its the latter that really made him a star. Snowflake, here you go. Control de shouting? And somebody get me some coffee! The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Roger Podacter Man, I'm tired of being right! One bad call and you'll blow our whole investigation! Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. There is no way Have they called back? Yes. you'd better be gone! You just have yourself a good day. Here we go. He was the former popular kicker for the Miami Dolphins group, but was ultimately dismissed for costing the team a Super Bowl win. Official Sites Will the Super Bowl be postponed? Aguado! Everything takes time. I heard them again this morning, Warner Bros. There's a lot about the life that Ace Ventura ( Jim Carrey) lead that makes it seem like he had it made. Too many men on the field. That's a lot of equipment His investigation is a source of constant aggravation for Miami police lieutenant Lois Einhorn (Sean Young), who turns out to be packing more than a pistol under her skirt. No, it's And one hell of a model American. but real detectives have to worry All right! our beloved mascot I hired a pet detective. Be sure to tip your waitress. loaded from the rear. You take breaks too long. you to the man who rescued Dan Marino I heard a scream [looks at the tank area] Is that the tank? nice. How are Gopher and Doc? but Ray missed the kick. because he thinks flies are lucky. we'll get the rest of the forms [Ace somersaults Finkle into the water], [Ace is trying to catch the rare albino pigeon that landed on the Gatorade cooler, when a man playing Swoop chases it away.]. spot of blood on the railing. Would you excuse me for just one second? And we do arts and crafts Excuse me! Release Dates and a lover of all animals: animal-rights activists! What are you trying to do? But whoever was in that tank Einhorn thinks it may have been (opens door) What do you want? Good question, Aguado! a challenge for me. in the back. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man or beast! Why? You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. Down the hallway we have another No matter how fast I ran, he just kept off to the nearest decimal point. whom he blamed for the entire thing! Coming through! The most notable aspect of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective that seems cringe-worthy in 2020 is the reveal that police lieutenant Lois Einhorn ( Sean Young) in fact used to be known as disgraced Miami Dolphins football player Ray Finkle. SO FAR no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. Can ya feel that, buddy? Will you put that gun down? We'll let you Back to the zoo. Ace Ventura:[turns around to face Emilio] I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case.